A Free Tutoring Service: Preparing For the Future

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"Any Volunteer Tutors out there?  There are just a few spots remaining. I have to interview the 1,000,000 applications I received over the past week. Please answer the question below to see if you qualify..... Mr. Mike

Question: Would you be willing to work in Iraq on a "H.E.D.T." (Hidden Explosive Devices Team)?

Failed applicants thus far are:

1. George Bush...His answer:

 "Hell No! I plan on leaving this Office in a couple of years and retire to my cattle ranch. I have named all of my cows after my democratic opponents and plan on personally branding each of them with a very hot iron!"

2. Bill Clinton after a retest: His Answer:

 "On second thought, can Monica go along with me?"

3. An Uncaring "Babee-Daddee"

"Will I get food stamps and a free government check?"

(Note: The above information is fictional, and any resemblance to persons living or dead is coincidental)

Cleophas McAlpin

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